I've been wanting to gather up all of my miscellaneous 'net ramblings for awhile. In between dodging phone calls, neglecting the dishes, and ignoring the guinea pigs, I found the time to at least start. I don't guarantee what you'll find here is brilliant, earth-shattering, or even mildly interesting. If you choose to wander in, stare, giggle, poke around, and waste your valuable time here - well gosh - you have no one to blame but yourself. And gee, that's the way it should be. Carry on.